SLAM-A-THON
1. Amber – without Rob would be like Lobster without Butter, so what, still Lobster
2. Becky Venable – your hubby can’t handle seven kids but give him a high five for me
3. Boonsri Dickinson – dad saved your butt from your kooky video & you’re too cute
4. Brei C. – being gorgeous don’t mean sh*t unless of course you are smart too, damn
5. Candi Francisco – ok, Carmen Sandiego smart, funny, fit, and well traveled, whatevah
6. Chelsea – Lisa’s niece, you look very sweet, your Aunt is gonna be hard to beat
7. Chelsea Tryder – okay, I’ll be a little nicer, what 2 say 2 a hottie lawyer wanna b? I plead the 5th.
8. Cheryl Kemp – A Charlie Angel who can knit a holster, sowhat? 357 magnum too, um
9. Christi – Turlington in Brooklyn with Worldclass ass, yeah, I ran the NYC marathon
10. Gina Capuana—Not to be confused with the Gina from Hell, the real Gina’s my homegirl, even though she forsook The Tribe for The Sux, I mean The Sox
11. Gina Mattson – ahh, what can I say that hasn’t already be said and remain a gentleman?
12. Heather – brunette Locklear, w/ biceps, butt, abs, endurance but try losing another 100!
13. Hil – Irish Girls Rock! See ya Season Two, without TN what would you do? Oh yeah, just be hot
14. Jen Cooper – space cadet with a Scottish kilt, smart as all get out, but head n the clouds
15. Julie Jahn-Wiffen – what, you trippin’? okay, so I like girls too, oh, they’ll kick my ass
16. Julie Janas – dump Travass, green eyes on the prize but sorry, gotta have steak w fries
17. Kate Andres – yo where’d ya go mama? Woulda been nice to know ya as I takey key
18. Kendall Silva – Silva kid you krazy w/ Twin Peaks, rosey cheeks both pair &nice hair
19. Lisa Merritt – “Grandma ran Rudolph over with her Harley, riding home on Xmas Eve”
20. Melissa – gonna miss ya Uggly boots, oh, you’re comin’ too, damn howabout a truce
21. Natalie – blond beauty with brains and nice booty, bring sistah and go final three? gee
22. Patty Guynn – what you drivin’ in? SexynRich, my kinda b*tch, ya don’tneed10More
23. Queeneev – everyman’s dream, makes hot butter steam, abs R littl soft like laura croft
24. Rasa B – ianca, like that sharp sexy little maus in Disney’s Rescuers, ‘cept Real Deal
25. Sandra – sweet, beautiful Sandra-survivor, amazing, racy…a reality show’s dream, a gift to TNs team
26. Shawntine – there’s not a lot she misses much, doo doo doo sexy, single, sooo what?!
27. Tamilyn Foster – the energizer bunny with an accent and cute to boot, final two too?
28. Tammy Channell – number FIVE, flip the bird to PCH CHP going 90 to Ventura, hot.
29. Tina – Teena, a hottie with the key to my heart and 10M, funny as sh*t n don’takeshit
30. Tomery Stolz – why is there a chick in the guys part of the list? Right, Tomery, nice.
31. Trisha Stock – s and Bonds, high yield, volatile risk, Farrah Fawcett looks, final 2?
32. TontineWookie/Jeni - Hey, Wookie, would ya like some nookie? How many, Jeni? :)_:
33. Vivi – VavavaVooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
34. Aaron aka A-Train – more like the F train local thru the lower east side to Brooklyn!
35. Aaron Lefkowitz – A-Klef (Pallet) good luck both Aarons getting on show, morons!
36. Bobby Hullet – nice mullet with your fat gullet, go take a bullet or lipo or both, booby
37. Branden Wilburn – will earn nada, nothin’, don’t know ya, testicles ya need 2 growya
38. Brian Ferrara – cynical over-worked blow-hard, sorry bri bri, g’d bye bye, friendyal8r, now claims not to be over-worked, just billed too many hrs
39. Bryan Ollie – change yer name to mollie o polly wan’ cracker texassan? Go2truckpull
40. Byron Beard (R.E.B.E.L.) – what the HELL, why doncha go ther’? red neck G.E.T.T.O.-yell
41. Chase Francis – Don't speak I know just what you're saying So please stop splaining!
42. Christopher Donnelly – has limp bizkit fantasy tantric static-seX with Amy Lee while getting Rammsteined by Korn 'Head' Welch's grapes'god
43. Chris Dodson – haven’t met a coach I couldn’t stand, go back for the pass over a cliff
44. Damon Frank – whatever monkey spank, burrito brother, frank zappa sux and so do u
45. Dana Morrison – final 50 auditioner hopeful w/o background check, priceless
46. Daryl Parker – don’t taze me bro! how’d the MOVE go?
47. David Abreu – thinks is God’s gift to World, really Schneider from One day at a time
48. David Silver – Quick Silver Fish, 1980s 1970s ish, should be on the chick list, bzich!
49. DoonePlace – in ya face, TN local brainiack and daddy pants, gives Frank false sense of security
50. Dustin Clark – with big ass rig and a potty mouth, long live tha south, want deep fried ocra with that SIR?
51. Ed Zuki http://www.tontinenation.com/forum/topic/show?id=969613%3ATopic%3A9...
52. Eric (Dutch Oven) –pot head, sees trails on golf balls, all alone farts under blankets
53. Eric Dumois – Mr Dumass, paging Mr Dumbas please pick up the white phone, Mr D
54. FortyDeuce – SportyDouche, half court lucky ass nose hair pulling pooch, smooch
55. Frank Lopez – Mr.Casanova, Mr. Frankenova, Frankensense, Franktimonious, Mr MySpace, Mr Perfect, Mr First Picked, Mr Mister
56. Frank Zalewski – Guido ina Tuxedo, fat ass ina Speedo, overdeveloped libido, neeto
57. Jeff Hines – 57 as I like to call him, BBQ King, appreciates a nice huge nut sack, prone to temporary lapses that last days, sometimes years
58. Hibby – Hibalicious definition makes U all loco U wanna Tonteena back I say no no
59. Hitchhiker – BitchBiker, never surfed a day in his life, all thirteen years, nor hitched
60. Hosh – BHP You ain’t gonna make the show, ya know, bro, why doncha go blow
61. JC Sibala – thsay thyat with a lithp: thSibala hangs out w/ thZuki on tha weekendsth
62. Jacob Hanson – I love the threads and photos you’ve posted, Handsome, so manly.
63. Jason Camilllo – Jedi Warrior, keeping us safe here on TN with his mad saber skillz
64. Jason Dillon – DooneP wanna be, but probably doesn’t bathe, ever, like-never, ever
65. Jason J. Juarez - that's A LOT of Js! are you the judge, jury and joking me? jeez, what a jerk
66. Jason Madden – Holy Warrior that will be the next Jim Bakker, yeah, whores, drugs
67. Jerry Hall Jr. – Benny Hill Jr., probably eats too much Carl’s Jr., dating high school Jr
68. Joey Thomas – Joey is a baby Kangaroo, right? Who is this guy? 7disc: “here 4 gold”
69. John Doe – go blow, what’s with tha pose? pecks & abs? you got scabbies & crabz
70. John Hellams – Nice orange jumpsuit, still in county prison? Probably be on Survivor
71. KC! – Where the hell did my favorite gay go? So, I’m stuck talking to Ken Fox, gay.
72. Kamuela – What tha hella is a Kamuela, c’mon Sam, we’re mostly white bred here
73. Ken Fox – Who ya doing, booty? –er-I mean, how ya doing, buddy? Nice flavor saver
74. Kiki – what up Borat? Actually, bad question, with what you are wearing, let’s hope nothing comes up!
75. Kevin Tostado – you should hook up with Damon Frank & make a fool meal deal 2$
76. Leigh Sterling – Sterling Silver Kid, “genuine 24 carrot diamel” TPLLC internboytoy
77. Marc Cogman – suck my cog, man – betta mail me that CD soon before I move to Malibu or Venice, byach @ yer place with my 6kidz(2 R goats)
78. Martin Finn – nice necklace and wife beater Finn, hook up JC 4 his next photo shoot
79. Michael Pierre – 100 days is long time, I know you like 3somes Pierre, but no grab ass
80. Michael Torres – “Married Pimping ain't easy. I hate filling out feels like homework.”
81. Murti Schofield – Didn’t this guy have a man boy relationship with Hitch?
82. Phillip G. – spot, um…need a little help here P, are you currently shooting season one
83. Rick Broider – head for tha broider! Krazy ass guy that kinda pretends to be NORML
84. Rick Henry –Rich Henry i.e. huh huh huh, hi assholes, huh huh huh, I’m um rich huh
85. Rob – how Survivor All Stars Three? Hope you’re kicking some B, log in again Robbie
86. Ron Miles – Hmm…I like Miles Davis, Ron Paul, but I don’t know I don’ t like the collaboration-you
87. Sam Arora – pint sized prince of getting a piece, justice and the American, I think I can, pie.
88. Silver Kid –hit the skid, went out like Gina did, L8r my 1980s music lovin’ 70s looking brother
89. Scotty Bruce – I know at least one other person saw the huge penis costume picture
90. Sean Feltmann – Felt Man, many men, don’t ask don’t tell, ya know what I mean
91. Sonny Cataldo – less of a handicap than Silver Kid and a way better video
92. Stephen Venturelli – probably will fall off he wagon soon, when realizes not on show
93. Tad – yeah, you Bad. For that I am glad, but don’t make me go on the rag! Just say yeah
94. Ted Wooly – a sheep in sheep’s clothing, shearling-you must be joking, what up wool
95. Teddy Legier – FedEx delivery man, fired 4 pilfering packages of French FedEx men
96. Tom Paden – Bobby Hullett in ten years, start studying piano Bobby, Tom please stop
97. Tontine Unseen - Frank, JC, Frank, JC You love me, you love me not, Frank, JC, Frank!
98. Travis Watson – save best 4 almost last, 2nd biggest ass, cando survivor, shoots blanks
99. William Edward Williams III – third jerk from the Son, nepotizer womanizerwannabe
Please tell me if I am missing U...thx! hibby
2. Becky Venable – your hubby can’t handle seven kids but give him a high five for me
3. Boonsri Dickinson – dad saved your butt from your kooky video & you’re too cute
4. Brei C. – being gorgeous don’t mean sh*t unless of course you are smart too, damn
5. Candi Francisco – ok, Carmen Sandiego smart, funny, fit, and well traveled, whatevah
6. Chelsea – Lisa’s niece, you look very sweet, your Aunt is gonna be hard to beat
7. Chelsea Tryder – okay, I’ll be a little nicer, what 2 say 2 a hottie lawyer wanna b? I plead the 5th.
8. Cheryl Kemp – A Charlie Angel who can knit a holster, sowhat? 357 magnum too, um
9. Christi – Turlington in Brooklyn with Worldclass ass, yeah, I ran the NYC marathon
10. Gina Capuana—Not to be confused with the Gina from Hell, the real Gina’s my homegirl, even though she forsook The Tribe for The Sux, I mean The Sox
11. Gina Mattson – ahh, what can I say that hasn’t already be said and remain a gentleman?
12. Heather – brunette Locklear, w/ biceps, butt, abs, endurance but try losing another 100!
13. Hil – Irish Girls Rock! See ya Season Two, without TN what would you do? Oh yeah, just be hot
14. Jen Cooper – space cadet with a Scottish kilt, smart as all get out, but head n the clouds
15. Julie Jahn-Wiffen – what, you trippin’? okay, so I like girls too, oh, they’ll kick my ass
16. Julie Janas – dump Travass, green eyes on the prize but sorry, gotta have steak w fries
17. Kate Andres – yo where’d ya go mama? Woulda been nice to know ya as I takey key
18. Kendall Silva – Silva kid you krazy w/ Twin Peaks, rosey cheeks both pair &nice hair
19. Lisa Merritt – “Grandma ran Rudolph over with her Harley, riding home on Xmas Eve”
20. Melissa – gonna miss ya Uggly boots, oh, you’re comin’ too, damn howabout a truce
21. Natalie – blond beauty with brains and nice booty, bring sistah and go final three? gee
22. Patty Guynn – what you drivin’ in? SexynRich, my kinda b*tch, ya don’tneed10More
23. Queeneev – everyman’s dream, makes hot butter steam, abs R littl soft like laura croft
24. Rasa B – ianca, like that sharp sexy little maus in Disney’s Rescuers, ‘cept Real Deal
25. Sandra – sweet, beautiful Sandra-survivor, amazing, racy…a reality show’s dream, a gift to TNs team
26. Shawntine – there’s not a lot she misses much, doo doo doo sexy, single, sooo what?!
27. Tamilyn Foster – the energizer bunny with an accent and cute to boot, final two too?
28. Tammy Channell – number FIVE, flip the bird to PCH CHP going 90 to Ventura, hot.
29. Tina – Teena, a hottie with the key to my heart and 10M, funny as sh*t n don’takeshit
30. Tomery Stolz – why is there a chick in the guys part of the list? Right, Tomery, nice.
31. Trisha Stock – s and Bonds, high yield, volatile risk, Farrah Fawcett looks, final 2?
32. TontineWookie/Jeni - Hey, Wookie, would ya like some nookie? How many, Jeni? :)_:
33. Vivi – VavavaVooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
34. Aaron aka A-Train – more like the F train local thru the lower east side to Brooklyn!
35. Aaron Lefkowitz – A-Klef (Pallet) good luck both Aarons getting on show, morons!
36. Bobby Hullet – nice mullet with your fat gullet, go take a bullet or lipo or both, booby
37. Branden Wilburn – will earn nada, nothin’, don’t know ya, testicles ya need 2 growya
38. Brian Ferrara – cynical over-worked blow-hard, sorry bri bri, g’d bye bye, friendyal8r, now claims not to be over-worked, just billed too many hrs
39. Bryan Ollie – change yer name to mollie o polly wan’ cracker texassan? Go2truckpull
40. Byron Beard (R.E.B.E.L.) – what the HELL, why doncha go ther’? red neck G.E.T.T.O.-yell
41. Chase Francis – Don't speak I know just what you're saying So please stop splaining!
42. Christopher Donnelly – has limp bizkit fantasy tantric static-seX with Amy Lee while getting Rammsteined by Korn 'Head' Welch's grapes'god
43. Chris Dodson – haven’t met a coach I couldn’t stand, go back for the pass over a cliff
44. Damon Frank – whatever monkey spank, burrito brother, frank zappa sux and so do u
45. Dana Morrison – final 50 auditioner hopeful w/o background check, priceless
46. Daryl Parker – don’t taze me bro! how’d the MOVE go?
47. David Abreu – thinks is God’s gift to World, really Schneider from One day at a time
48. David Silver – Quick Silver Fish, 1980s 1970s ish, should be on the chick list, bzich!
49. DoonePlace – in ya face, TN local brainiack and daddy pants, gives Frank false sense of security
50. Dustin Clark – with big ass rig and a potty mouth, long live tha south, want deep fried ocra with that SIR?
51. Ed Zuki http://www.tontinenation.com/forum/topic/show?id=969613%3ATopic%3A9...
52. Eric (Dutch Oven) –pot head, sees trails on golf balls, all alone farts under blankets
53. Eric Dumois – Mr Dumass, paging Mr Dumbas please pick up the white phone, Mr D
54. FortyDeuce – SportyDouche, half court lucky ass nose hair pulling pooch, smooch
55. Frank Lopez – Mr.Casanova, Mr. Frankenova, Frankensense, Franktimonious, Mr MySpace, Mr Perfect, Mr First Picked, Mr Mister
56. Frank Zalewski – Guido ina Tuxedo, fat ass ina Speedo, overdeveloped libido, neeto
57. Jeff Hines – 57 as I like to call him, BBQ King, appreciates a nice huge nut sack, prone to temporary lapses that last days, sometimes years
58. Hibby – Hibalicious definition makes U all loco U wanna Tonteena back I say no no
59. Hitchhiker – BitchBiker, never surfed a day in his life, all thirteen years, nor hitched
60. Hosh – BHP You ain’t gonna make the show, ya know, bro, why doncha go blow
61. JC Sibala – thsay thyat with a lithp: thSibala hangs out w/ thZuki on tha weekendsth
62. Jacob Hanson – I love the threads and photos you’ve posted, Handsome, so manly.
63. Jason Camilllo – Jedi Warrior, keeping us safe here on TN with his mad saber skillz
64. Jason Dillon – DooneP wanna be, but probably doesn’t bathe, ever, like-never, ever
65. Jason J. Juarez - that's A LOT of Js! are you the judge, jury and joking me? jeez, what a jerk
66. Jason Madden – Holy Warrior that will be the next Jim Bakker, yeah, whores, drugs
67. Jerry Hall Jr. – Benny Hill Jr., probably eats too much Carl’s Jr., dating high school Jr
68. Joey Thomas – Joey is a baby Kangaroo, right? Who is this guy? 7disc: “here 4 gold”
69. John Doe – go blow, what’s with tha pose? pecks & abs? you got scabbies & crabz
70. John Hellams – Nice orange jumpsuit, still in county prison? Probably be on Survivor
71. KC! – Where the hell did my favorite gay go? So, I’m stuck talking to Ken Fox, gay.
72. Kamuela – What tha hella is a Kamuela, c’mon Sam, we’re mostly white bred here
73. Ken Fox – Who ya doing, booty? –er-I mean, how ya doing, buddy? Nice flavor saver
74. Kiki – what up Borat? Actually, bad question, with what you are wearing, let’s hope nothing comes up!
75. Kevin Tostado – you should hook up with Damon Frank & make a fool meal deal 2$
76. Leigh Sterling – Sterling Silver Kid, “genuine 24 carrot diamel” TPLLC internboytoy
77. Marc Cogman – suck my cog, man – betta mail me that CD soon before I move to Malibu or Venice, byach @ yer place with my 6kidz(2 R goats)
78. Martin Finn – nice necklace and wife beater Finn, hook up JC 4 his next photo shoot
79. Michael Pierre – 100 days is long time, I know you like 3somes Pierre, but no grab ass
80. Michael Torres – “Married Pimping ain't easy. I hate filling out feels like homework.”
81. Murti Schofield – Didn’t this guy have a man boy relationship with Hitch?
82. Phillip G. – spot, um…need a little help here P, are you currently shooting season one
83. Rick Broider – head for tha broider! Krazy ass guy that kinda pretends to be NORML
84. Rick Henry –Rich Henry i.e. huh huh huh, hi assholes, huh huh huh, I’m um rich huh
85. Rob – how Survivor All Stars Three? Hope you’re kicking some B, log in again Robbie
86. Ron Miles – Hmm…I like Miles Davis, Ron Paul, but I don’t know I don’ t like the collaboration-you
87. Sam Arora – pint sized prince of getting a piece, justice and the American, I think I can, pie.
88. Silver Kid –hit the skid, went out like Gina did, L8r my 1980s music lovin’ 70s looking brother
89. Scotty Bruce – I know at least one other person saw the huge penis costume picture
90. Sean Feltmann – Felt Man, many men, don’t ask don’t tell, ya know what I mean
91. Sonny Cataldo – less of a handicap than Silver Kid and a way better video
92. Stephen Venturelli – probably will fall off he wagon soon, when realizes not on show
93. Tad – yeah, you Bad. For that I am glad, but don’t make me go on the rag! Just say yeah
94. Ted Wooly – a sheep in sheep’s clothing, shearling-you must be joking, what up wool
95. Teddy Legier – FedEx delivery man, fired 4 pilfering packages of French FedEx men
96. Tom Paden – Bobby Hullett in ten years, start studying piano Bobby, Tom please stop
97. Tontine Unseen - Frank, JC, Frank, JC You love me, you love me not, Frank, JC, Frank!
98. Travis Watson – save best 4 almost last, 2nd biggest ass, cando survivor, shoots blanks
99. William Edward Williams III – third jerk from the Son, nepotizer womanizerwannabe
Please tell me if I am missing U...thx! hibby
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Permalink Reply by WEWIII on -
"Third Jerk from the Son". Very creative. lol. Thanks for including me Hibby.
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Permalink Reply by A Hibby Baby is a Happy Baby on -
Thanks Ed, see how creative you can be when you live off the money of your father AND, here's the important part, NOT have to work for it? LOL, kidding, kinda...
From Farseer's Final Fifteen List:
9. HIBBY – A child of wealth and privilege, this contestant will enter the game with a target on his back. However, he will quickly prove to be a determined competitor who brings with him an unusual agenda that he never waivers from. The dark horse of the group.
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Permalink Reply by Troll42 on -
Rick is BUSY at the moment, please leave a message and Tad will have his fill-in try to mimic a response that sounds like something that Rick would say (not really) and end it with FER' REAL!!!!!!
When ya' guy's gonna' get it thru your thick SKULLS??????
YOU MISSED THE BOAT FOR SEASON ONE !!!!!!
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Permalink Reply by A Hibby Baby is a Happy Baby on
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Listen SnortyDouche,
You're just pissed, because you didn't make my list. Here goes:
77. FortyDeuce - Cutter Sutra, stoner crackhead, butt-crack, butthead if you will, drunk can't dunk
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Permalink Reply by Troll42 on
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Hibby, it should have read as follows: The 4 to the 2, walks with a limp, because he's so pimp, pants around his ass, but showin' way too much class, wears the button fly jeans to carry all thee greens, duckets that is, so don't come over here hatin' cause i'm still thinkin' bout matin', with your old lady that i'll be smackin', and that beat up ride you call a truck i'll be jackin' !!!!( GRABS A HAND FULL OF CROTCH AND DROPS THE MIC TO THE FLOOR)
peace out puto'S !!!! (flashes the sign of the shocker))
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Permalink Reply by TontineWookie/Jeni on
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Here Here!! I concure my dear Watson!! I think It's a done deal, The fat lady has sung (and no it wasn't me Gina!) as I'm not SOO fat anymore...Tra.......laaaaa.
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Permalink Reply by A Hibby Baby is a Happy Baby on
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Wookie
Then I am in it for season two, Three or whatever Lord of the TonTine they are shooting...
No premature-Tontineulation over here.
Hib, kinda sounds like Tad
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Permalink Reply by A Hibby Baby is a Happy Baby on
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#79 - TontineWookie/Jeni - Hey, Wookie, would ya like some nookie? How many, Jeni? :)_:
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Permalink Reply by A Hibby Baby is a Happy Baby on
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"Too Much Time On My Hands?"
Let me see--you are obviously an auditioner, and I know too well what a time commitment that is...
Besides, Styx really sux, but coming from a Genesis(esp. Phil Collins) fan, I bet you think I am wrong.
Tontine Hibbeen
#78 - Tontine Unseen - Frank, JC, Frank, JC You love me, you love me not, Frank, JC, Frank!
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Permalink Reply by Tontine Unseen on
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“Can’t you see this is the last act of a desperate man?”
“I don’t care if it’s the third act of Henry V!”
Poor little hibby puppy. Him just wants to hear his name called next by Tadee Wadee.
This doesn’t even qualify as manufactured chaos. Hibby, I think the guys from A&E’s “Intervention” are knocking at your door. Stop drinking the bong water. Turn off Foghat and answer the door.
You don’t like STYX either? What’s wrong with you? How about the city/state bands: Kansas, Chicago, Boston?
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Permalink Reply by A Hibby Baby is a Happy Baby on
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Touche Douchebag:
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